The Auteurs’ Luke Haines & R.E.M.’s Peter Buck prep ‘All The Kids Are Super Bummed Out’ (stream a track)

There are mantraps at the bottom of the garden for falling fighter pilots. Richard Dadd's dad saw it all; Richard Dadd murdered his dad (chanted the children) then hid in the maze. Marshall Applewhite was wearing a Guy Burgess mask and trading naked videos of Anthony Blunt. (Given to him by a passing gang of apes and angels) I tuned into the sound of North Korean cheerleaders being blasted out over the speakers on the outer perimeter of the maze and found my way to the sun dial, where I would bide my time doing drawings of the flying children until the helicopter arrived. I was finally bundled inside the cockpit by a Branch Davidian. 'We are under constant aerial attack,' said someone claiming to be a Brigadier. 'No shit, Sherlock,' I said, gazing up at the embassy roof. “Are you still a psychedelic sitar casual'? said the shrouded mourner, who had spent the last half century mourning Valentino. “I will let you know,' I shot back, and carried on drawing the flying children.

You can listen to the delightfully demented rock n roll fever dream "Psychedelic Sitar Casual," which references Boys from Brazil and more, below.